1. redundantz:

    easied:

    if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

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  2. claryherondhale:

    kittykitpanda:

    Lily Evans and Sirius Black founding a ‘Hogwarts Society for Witches and Wizards with Hair as Beautiful as Life Itself’ club for the singular purpose of not inviting James Potter into it.

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    I can’t even

  3. commandersheena:

    israfel070:

    modestdemidov:

    "make up is false advertisement!"

    translation:

    "i view women as products"

    If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

    did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

  4. Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist.
  5. ehehehelokid:

    nooby-banana:

    handsoffmysmuppets:

    aradiyeah:

    tacoposey:

    what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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    let’s do this guys

    There’s even an opening sequence omg

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    SO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS

  6. rupsidaisy:

    "for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

  7. geminiio:

    i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

  8. prettytooweird:

    charmancler:

    is anyone in fall out boy aging

    they found the cure to growing older

  9. sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

    sandrino-partyoffive:

    mattmcguigan:

    mattmcguigan:

    how to make friends

    I am both of them.

  10. tyrianterror:

partyroxy:

dave lalonde more like a baby

oh my god hes precious as fuck

    tyrianterror:

    partyroxy:

    dave lalonde more like a baby

    oh my god hes precious as fuck

    • person: *doesn't reply*
    • me: they hate me
    • me: i hate me
    • me: everyone hates me
    • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
    • American Friend: THOUSAND?
    • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
  11. merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active


(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

    merakimaker:

    shorm:

    writeworld:

    mightymur:

    The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

    “She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

    “Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

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    (Found from FYCD.)

    This is so perfect.

    That’s how I remember!

  12. stablevertigo:

    What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

    • I am unable to do that
    • I am too stressed out to do that
    • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
    • My body will physically not allow me to do that
    • I am on the verge of a panic attack
    • I cannot do that

    What people hear:

    • I am unwilling to do that
    • I am just shy
    • I am overreacting
    • I am lazy
    • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
    • I need a push
    • I don’t want to do that

    Inspired by X